OK, your responses came in on Facebook: We love Elton, but we couldn't resist when we saw this picture. Here are the winners.
Warning for the faint of heart:
they get naughtier and meaner as they go on....
they get naughtier and meaner as they go on....
- welcome to the world, Yes, I'm your crazy looking queer dad, You're going to be just fine!
- "Stop, Elton! That's not a gummi baby!
- I can buy you a wig just like mine--all right two wigs.
- ...And so the seed for decades of an inexplicable, yet recurring, nightmare is planted.
- "you look as tasty as a jar of rod stewart's splooge!"
- "Is that you Daddy? ... *erp* I think I just said goodbye to a yellow brick!"
- you're worried about this queen eating his own child? HAVE YOU HEARD HIS LAST RECORD???
- Ahhhh " Look what just fell out my ass!"
- This reminds me of Goya's horrific painting of Saturn devouring one of his childen. It's in the Prado in Madrid. Find it online and compare. Would make a hilarious "Separated At Birth" side by side.
- Future hit lyrics for son: "I would have liked to have known you, but I was just a kid, / your talent burned out long before your voicebox ever did."
- "Will you digest faster??? Daddy's run out of mousse!!!!"
- "No more wire safety pins!!!!!"
- Brent said: "If placentas are good for smoothing your skin, imagine what a moisturizer made from real babies'll do!!"
- David replied: You were a real baby once. How'd you like to be made into moisturizer?
- Brent responded: If I were in a bottle on George Clooney's nightstand?—I'd love it!!
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